Mainly countervandalism and UAA reporting, but I also enjoy writing articles when there isn't much going on at recent changes.
How'd I get here, anyways?
In November 2020, while reading an article, I discovered the 'edit' button at the top of the page, and my journey began. My early contributions as an IP editor were either copyedits or vandalism, but I stopped the latter when I realised that real people were the ones who had to undo my changes.
I created this account in March 2021; my username is a reference to a lovely dad joke I once endured. At the time, I was using the nom de plume Helen Geller (don't worry-- I'm a writer, not a catfish), and when I told this to someone I knew, he called me 'Helen Degenerate'.
They all did it. But if you want to know who killed Mr. Boddy, I did, in the hall, with the revolver. Okay, Chief, take this user away. I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife.
I made two edits as Interesting Human, but then I forgot the password because I’m brilliant like that. The only other accounts that I have are an army of doppelgängers so that vandals don’t impersonate me. I will never use those accounts for editing, and could not do so even if I wanted to— I created the passwords by banging on my keyboard, blindfolded.