I am an encyclopedia editor on the internet, who takes his "job" very seriously. I do it for free and have no interest in paid editing. However I am willing to take editing commissions in exchange for Hot Pockets.
My username was originally Bosstopher, because I made this account when I was an idiot teenager. I heavily regret my choice of username. My real name isn't even Christopher, or anything else ending in "topher" for that matter. Now that I'm an idiot adult (ostensibly) I have changed my username to Brustopher.
12 August 2008: An article so obviously a copyright violation that it contains the phrase "However, for principled reasons exposed in following chapters" in it, is created on the topic of of Contextual cueing. This article survives mostly untouched in its copyright violating state for seven years.
24 August 2008: Article on 2002–03 Jordan League declares that Al-Ramtha simultaneously came in 5th and 10th place. Error remains for seven years.
20 January 2015: The following exchange occurs on 8chan with regards to creating a Wikipedia fork
Anon 1: Haven't you noticed that all the forks are echo chambers even worse than Wikipedia itself?
Anon 2: And what does that have to do with our fork? I don't see anyone proposing to make it an echo chamber worse than Wikipedia.
28 March 2015: For the first time since the page was created (I think) Talk:Gamergate controversy receives no human edits all day.
15 May 2015: 31 different IP editors contest the speedy deletion of Azeem Ward in a futile attempt to spread word of his flute recital, making it perhaps the most strongly opposed speedy deletion nomination of all time.
28 June 2015: An admin goes on an angry rant about wanting to burn an editor they dislike in hydrofluoric acid on the admin IRC channel. They still have not been desysopped and their identity has been hidden from most editors.
5 July 2015: A very proper and serious RfC discussion is had over the correct usage of the term groin attack.