Aaron G. "Da Chick Magnet"
- Bio
- Aaron G. was born in a grass hut in Africa during a family vacation in 1982. He was taken from his family after birth and was raised by lions somewhere in Kenya. When he was 8 years old he left his lion family to find his family in America. When he finally found his family (with only knowing a 1st grade level of English) at age 12 in White Center, Washington he was taken in and taught him the ways of America. In the September of 1995, he started his first ever day of school in the 8th grade. And he did not know any of the kids, so he was lonely..., for about 2 seconds! He got the attention of all the girls. For the whole year he always had girls on him and was hanging out with the cool kids. And he had straight A's in every class the whole year. For the next 4 years at TEC High School at Evergreen High School this was the same. In June of 1999, Aaron graduated from high school and left the dirty ghetto to make it big in Hollywood. In 2006, he made his way on to 2 and a half men once as he famously beat down Alan in the show 9 times in one show and put him in a coma. This act of fake violence triggered 'Aaron Fever'. Now Aaron was the guy all the girls loved and all the guys envied. This gave him the nickname "Da Chick Magnet".
- Why he is so damn cool
He has a sexy lion growl the makes all girls hot. He has a body only a god can have. He is gangster, yet nerdy. The perfect balance. He doesn't have to pay for food in the United States. He also fought in Operation: Rolling Thunder He has a platinum record in Asia and Brasil He help parents stop their children from being suck into Naruto He is a legal doctor, pilot, and has a contract with the greatest basketball team in all of time: The Boston Celtics He once saved a dog by doing CPR on it. He's simply the most interesting man on the face of the planet, oh wait, also on the face of the moon!
(AarondaG! (talk) 05:12, 30 May 2010 (UTC))
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