to too two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two .
their there they're This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!
"…"! US vs. UK This user uses "logical quotation marks ". Forcing internal punctuation leads to factual errors . It's not a nationalistic style issue!
Pickyness PickinessThis user changes the adjective ending "y" to "i" to form nouns with "-ness".
Mix This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.
AIM -AbleThis user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
WP This user tracks the number of keystrokes and mouse clicks they make on WhatPulse (profile ).
This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user contributes using a laptop .
A TIThis user uses an A TI graphics card in their PC.
This user still remembers these .
ADSL This user contributes using an ADSL connection.
This user's mobile phone and data services provider is AT&T .
This user does not eat fish . Ever.
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1337 -XThis user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 speakers and normal computer users.
1337 /IntS ! This user understands leet, IM & texting slang, but won't use it. "411 ur LOL pwn ROFLMAO OMG b310ng 2" you , thanks.
This user knows 12 digits of pi .
!= This user believes that 0.99999... does NOT equal 1.
cRap
This user can't stand rap music.
This user has a keen interest in learning about Chemistry .
This user contributes while using iTunes .
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Winamp .
This user contributes using Easy Gif Animator.
This user loves to read .
This user does not
smoke .
11 Grade
This user is in 11 Grade .
This user has blond hair.
This user suffers from sporkophobia and hates sporks .
This user is of French ancestry.
This user is of German ancestry.
right-minded This user believes that only left-handed users are in their right minds.
This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute .
GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.
:( This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.
This user needs just one more userbox on their page!
This user needs more userboxes . MORE , I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha!
This user knows that their userboxes are disorganised but has decided that they don't really care.
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up their user page instead of actually writing something useful.
This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on their user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization.
This user would donate to the Wikimedia Foundation if they could; however, they are too young to do so or do not have a credit card.
A LOT This user has read 6,832,085 Wikipedia articles.
This user enjoys cleaning up vandalism.
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits.
This user contributes using a PC .
intel Core This user contributes with a computer based on the Intel Core 2 Quad microprocessor.
This user contributes with a computer manufactured by Dell .
My name is Matthew, call me Matt. This is my lame attempt at a user page =].