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::::Maybe lizard want to start page in user space, only monsters allowed to post? [[User:Bishzilla/Monsterklatsch]]? Support other monster editors harassed by puny crazy angry humans all time. Try recruit other monsters from professional circles. --[[User:Floquenstein's monster|Floquenstein's monster]] ([[User talk:Floquenstein's monster|talk]]) 22:53, 5 March 2015 (UTC) |
::::Maybe lizard want to start page in user space, only monsters allowed to post? [[User:Bishzilla/Monsterklatsch]]? Support other monster editors harassed by puny crazy angry humans all time. Try recruit other monsters from professional circles. --[[User:Floquenstein's monster|Floquenstein's monster]] ([[User talk:Floquenstein's monster|talk]]) 22:53, 5 March 2015 (UTC) |
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:::::I would get in lots and lots of trouble if I ever asked any questions about the possible genetic permutations here, wouldn't I? [[User:John Carter|John Carter]] ([[User talk:John Carter|talk]]) 22:54, 5 March 2015 (UTC) |
:::::I would get in lots and lots of trouble if I ever asked any questions about the possible genetic permutations here, wouldn't I? [[User:John Carter|John Carter]] ([[User talk:John Carter|talk]]) 22:54, 5 March 2015 (UTC) |
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:::::[[User:Floquenstein's monster|Monster]], I wish some other socks were half as sensible as you. Check out Bishzilla and, erm, [[User:The Lady Catherine de Burgh|an even more notorious sock]] overrunning the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Categories_for_discussion/Log/2015_February_17#Category:Talkpages_decorated_by_Hafspajen category discussion]! This is very bad. They're not allowed in Wikipedia space! But do they care? No. :-( [[User:Bishonen|Bishonen]] | [[User talk:Bishonen|talk]] 23:01, 5 March 2015 (UTC). |
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like new words...
Chedzilla is buoyant to see the one and only original "Zilla" return. Original was much missed. Chedzilla (talk) 11:42, 4 July 2012 (UTC)
- Hehe, little user Chedzilla is blithe and saucy, excellent! bishzilla ROARR!! 15:27, 4 July 2012 (UTC).
Oh my ...
Having recently read the "Floq monster's" talk page <Personally I really laughed my butt off, but Chedzilla's tail thumping really rattled a few windows> ... I now see a post on Pesky's page about "ripping clothes off" and links to "cyber-stuff". I'm wondering if brumation has caused an increase of 'Zilla's hormones ... and are ANY of us safe if that's so? :-) — Ched : ? 06:56, 9 July 2012 (UTC)
- Bishzilla sexy and amorous since time immemorial, not need brumation for that! See sections "Sex and "Love" in election statement, also this and this. [Has novel idea. ] Err, little Chedzilla male or what? bishzilla ROARR!! 11:08, 9 July 2012 (UTC).
- <grab silly little admin Ched and stuff back in box> "Go play with silly adminy friends little Ched" - big talk here, no need anyone to speak for Chedzilla. Speak for self. YES male. <tail thump much>. Chedzilla friends with RexxS though - not want upset friends. <Chedzilla blush .. kick foot at ground ... oops ... sorry little building - no great loss> ... Ummm Bishzilla ... have little flower for you. Chedzilla (talk) 07:09, 11 July 2012 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla is both alarmed and impressed; despite all her big talk on the subject, she has never dared handle her sockmaster so. ] Pretty flower! [Sniffs General Sherman appreciatively, then looks for little Eric Idle leaping from tree to tree in surrounding herbaceous border, but no luck. Possibly image resolution too modest. ] bishzilla ROARR!! 13:03, 11 July 2012 (UTC).
- <placeholder> Chedzilla (talk) 04:05, 12 July 2012 (UTC)
- First ..my apologies for stepping out of character here. I've never been good at the "sockmaster" stuff. I absolutely LOVE your humor - but I have to admit ... I can't keep up. My first thought was a "spiny norman" thing in regards to Dinsdale ... but .. I've failed at that. All my best. Chedzilla (talk) 21:43, 14 July 2012 (UTC)
- Oh noes, Spiny Norman skulking amongst the sequoias?? Scary! First Chedzilla be the first user to impress great Bishzilla, then give up? Strangeness! In melancholy mood, Zilla donate comfy banlon spiderman suit from her own stock to little Chedzilla, for sentimental remembrance of tender General-Sherman-offering moment. Roomy pocket convenient for carrying little sockmaster:Ched in! bishzilla ROARR!! 21:30, 15 July 2012 (UTC).
Idea
Perhaps monster go to master's lab, make own puppet User:Floquenstein's monster's giant lizard, then can feel like part of in crowd, play with Bishzilla and Chedzilla and other similar creatures, not be self conscious about height (or lack of tail). Put Bishonen in pocket for a change, she see how it feels. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:20, 12 July 2012 (UTC)
- Feels fine. I like pockets. I often travel in Bishzilla's pocket and lord it over all the weird creatures in there. Surprised you hadn't noticed. Who needs height, when my natural authority brings the giants effortlessly to heel? [Bishzilla tries to interrupt. ] Just shut up, Bishzilla, or I create User:Bigger Bishzilla, to put you in its pocket. Bishonen | talk 22:38, 12 July 2012 (UTC).
wake up oh giant honorable one.
<taps giant Zilla ankle and stares towards the heavens and speaks> "Down here oh large one. I think someone has kidnapped your sock/alt:master, and left a pod person in her stead. She just doesn't seem to be her spry and spunky self today. Perhaps you could look in on her" — Ched : ? 23:31, 4 September 2012 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla recapitulates her often stated, and rarely helpful, view of her sockmaster :] 'Shonen tetchy, difficult personality. [Has another idea. ] Perhaps also sad because nobody come help with her new essay ? bishzilla ROARR!! 00:04, 5 September 2012 (UTC).
- Sad? ..oh my. That does bother me, I very much like your sockmaster. I will most definitely see what I can add to the apology essay - it's quite well done, and very apropos I think. And don't be surprised if my large reptile friend stops by to say hi - he worries about bothering you if you're being quiet - but gets all rambunctious when he sees you up and about. Thank you Zilla. — Ched : ? 00:23, 5 September 2012 (UTC)
- Blush! Giggle! Tee hee! bishzilla ROARR!! 01:34, 5 September 2012 (UTC).
- Bow head - smile - blush. Chedzilla sit quietly, just happy to get away from geek stuff. Watch stars. Enjoy breeze. Think happy thoughts. :) — ChedZILLA 20:28, 15 September 2012 (UTC)
- The geek tendencies of the twins are a source of amazement to both Bishzilla and me. I couldn't make a template to save my life! Probably db taught herself the template principle for two reasons: to put the Fish's nose out of joint (he has always had some rather poorly supported nerdy pretensions), and to emulate her hero Yomangani. Have you seen the templates on Y's userpage? They're wonderful. Naughty little db has posted his {{User:Yomangani/Gabby}} template on my userpage, snort. I mean, what's she even talking about? Bishonen | talk 13:03, 16 September 2012 (UTC).
- Bow head - smile - blush. Chedzilla sit quietly, just happy to get away from geek stuff. Watch stars. Enjoy breeze. Think happy thoughts. :) — ChedZILLA 20:28, 15 September 2012 (UTC)
- Blush! Giggle! Tee hee! bishzilla ROARR!! 01:34, 5 September 2012 (UTC).
- Sad? ..oh my. That does bother me, I very much like your sockmaster. I will most definitely see what I can add to the apology essay - it's quite well done, and very apropos I think. And don't be surprised if my large reptile friend stops by to say hi - he worries about bothering you if you're being quiet - but gets all rambunctious when he sees you up and about. Thank you Zilla. — Ched : ? 00:23, 5 September 2012 (UTC)
<pokes head up ...
... out of pocket and looks around - sees most magnificent 'Zilla creature and make BIG SMILES> Master say OK to come say hi. Perhaps little lonely sometimes - but not sad. Master say word is "aparthetic" (sorrry .. many "r"s when I talk :-)). Saw silly thing on pedia, brain start thinking - but 'Zilla know IAR too ... rarrr rarrr rarrr. Master say if allowed out, must do article edit stuff too. :/ .... Master also say he see ur Master's post at Arby thingy. Think he plan on comment there too.
So how 'Zilla do these days? Saw friend of ur Master say wise words here. My master was quite impressed. Tell Floq. Monster and Rexx people I say hi. I go find edit now. rrRRAWRRRR. — ChedZILLA 21:15, 7 December 2012 (UTC)
- Peckish. Consider eating arby stuff, looking juicy. Just holding off to give your little master chance to comment first, if desired.
"Must do article edit stuff"
..? Strange. Bishonen work by contraries: Zilla strongly discouraged from article stuff. Refer to as "vandalism". (One time! That was one time!)[1] Well, 'shonen have her notions. Twins banned from Wikipedia space (fortunate decision there! little socks embarrass us all!), but Zilla allowed there, by right of seniority and tradition.
- Lot of snow here, Zilla reside near North Pole. Considering installing infrared heating in pocket, for cosy health-enhancing sauna effect for all little creatures in there. bishzilla ROARR!! 13:24, 8 December 2012 (UTC).
Happy holidays
Happy Holidays! | |
From the frozen wasteland of Nebraska, USA! MONGO 12:15, 25 December 2012 (UTC) |
question ...
can I come hide in your pocket for a bit? — Ched : ? 10:27, 3 January 2013 (UTC)
- Bishzilla stuffs little user in special cosy igloo pocket, see 'shonen post here. Welcome in igloo! Feel free bring more glögg, or julmust for the littl'uns! bishzilla ROARR!! 11:49, 3 January 2013 (UTC). P.S. Igloo is roomier than might think, see inside view on right. Invitations remain exclusive, though! Little Ched honoured guest! bishzilla ROARR!! 17:39, 3 January 2013 (UTC).
Respectability
When did 'zillas become respectable? [1] It might cut back on all the roaring. ;-) Prioryman (talk) 22:05, 15 January 2013 (UTC)
- [With dignity. ] Zillas always respectable. Roaring perfectly well-bred means of communication. Also highly expressive and concise. Indeed, Arbcom might consider using it, cut down on wordiness of commentary. [With her usual tact, Bishzilla refrain from mentioning little NYB in particular. ] If the little Prioryman be hinting at 'Zilla's colourful sex life and extensive harem, presume is merely envious. bishzilla ROARR!! 00:30, 16 January 2013 (UTC).
- puppy is wondering (now that topic has been broached) if anyone actually survives colorful sex with Bishzilla... KillerChihuahua 06:12, 16 January 2013 (UTC)
- [With even greater dignity.] Mostly. Some close calls due to 'Zilla's super sexiness. Floquenstein's monster excited near point of apoplexy during romantic interlude. Can be hard to avoid. Shrug. (P.S., ignorant users feel free see Urban Dictionary for robe and wizard hat.) bishzilla ROARR!! 15:17, 16 January 2013 (UTC).
- puppy is wondering (now that topic has been broached) if anyone actually survives colorful sex with Bishzilla... KillerChihuahua 06:12, 16 January 2013 (UTC)
Apologies
I stand before the almighty Bishzilla requesting an audience. I come with hat in hand and much regret in order to request forgiveness. I offer gifts for the family.
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Bouquet of pink roses for the Master.
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A small town in Hong Kong for the honorable large one to devour.
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An ankle for the one with sharp teeth.
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Always a delectable treat.
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Fish and chips (hopefully of the proper ENGVAR)
<silently awaits any repercussions.> — Ched : ? 10:45, 10 March 2013 (UTC)
- [Bishzilla ponders. Eats the flowers. Starts to eat the little user.] bishzilla ROARR!! 16:10, 10 March 2013 (UTC).
- [Appalled.] Bishzilla! No! Spit him out!! Bad dino!! Bishonen | talk 16:12, 10 March 2013 (UTC).
- [Bishzilla ponders. Eats the flowers. Starts to eat the little user.] bishzilla ROARR!! 16:10, 10 March 2013 (UTC).
<nom, nom, nom> mmmm - tasty treat. Much thank you Zilla #1 <offers flirty "wink"> — ChedZILLA 22:38, 19 March 2013 (UTC)
nomination for foundership
you have been nominated for foundership, and are invited to comment on your nomination. -- Aunva6talk - contribs HAPPY APRIL FOOLS! 03:36, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
- unfortunately, drmies deleted the page, perhaps to make a point... one that perhaps was valid... -- Aunva6talk - contribs 17:01, 1 April 2013 (UTC)
New Zilla!
- rooaaarrr??? TexZilla ROARR!! 13:05, 10 April 2013 (UTC)
WOOO HOOO
Very happy to see this. Will have to send my dino to say hi to new Tex pet too. — Ched : ? 20:17, 16 April 2013 (UTC)
- No longer burnt-out. (Nice meet young TexZilla also.) But get aggravated sometimes![2] Dinos do that! Never calm down! bishzilla ROARR!! 20:31, 16 April 2013 (UTC).
sorry
Honorable Bishzilla .. please express my regrets to the family for not being around more. I think /you/ should be more proactive in asserting your own views on wiki, as you are so wise and strong. Hugs to the whole family. (well .. that one little one that likes to chew ankles and bite off arms I may not try to touch ... LOL) I hope all is well with all of ya. — Ched : ? 16:56, 15 May 2013 (UTC)
- Little Ched sadness IRL? [Concerned, 'Zilla stuffs both Ched and ChedZilla in pocket, making it bulge a bit. But cosy!] bishzilla ROARR!! 12:34, 17 May 2013 (UTC).
Pretty flowers for you?
- Pretty flowers for you? <massive lizard tail go thumpity thump thump> — ChedZILLA 12:10, 6 June 2013 (UTC)
A barnstar for you!
The Barnstar of Good Humor | |
This is just terribl... I mean you would make a good admin! Oliverlyc 02:11, 7 June 2013 (UTC) |
- Thank you little user. [With pride:] Was good admin for some time, help project! See log admin actions here. All admins should have so much chutzpah, block sitting arb ! bishzilla ROARR!! 09:28, 7 June 2013 (UTC).
Maybe already have this
- Thank you little MONGO. Have it in archive, but is always good to get Bishzilla's reassuring smile posted where little users can see it. Calm them down! bishzilla ROARR!! 07:42, 24 June 2013 (UTC).
A kitten for you!
Actually, that should be a lot of kittens....to praise your IMMENSE sexyness....your obedient servant,
Lectonar (talk) 07:29, 18 July 2013 (UTC)
- Thank you little Lectonar. [Bishzilla is nonplussed as to what to do with the kitten, as she doesn't usually eat anything smaller than chihuahuas (not worth trouble). Sticks it in her pocket for safekeeping.]. But appreciate the gesture! [Reminded of her immense sexiness, Bishzilla realizes her harem may be pining for some TLC.] Hmm… may be time to go look up Floquenstein's little monster for sweet dalliance! bishzilla ROARR!! 07:53, 18 July 2013 (UTC).
Doczilla
Perhaps little Bishzilla could assist in this incident where a similarly named individual (a Bishzilla relative, perhaps?) appears to need some roaring at? --Demiurge1000 (talk) 19:57, 20 July 2013 (UTC)
- ["Little Bishzilla"? 'Zilla is faintly amused.] Only slightly and formally acquainted with the little Doczilla; no relation.[3] Not well up on education project… hmm. Will consider eating the little doctor if required, but perhaps better first await response to SandyGeorgia and Tryptofish notifications. bishzilla ROARR!! 21:44, 20 July 2013 (UTC).
- I hope the real 'zilla has a big appetite today. <resentful roar that I spend time cleaning up useless articles as an unpaid TA for someone using Wikipedia as their playground>. SandyGeorgia (Talk) 12:52, 21 July 2013 (UTC)
'zilla for arbcom!
you should run for arbcom, noone will put a toe out of line with you in there! and even if they do, there will be less of the idiocy of today's arbcom....
-- Aunva6talk - contribs 23:24, 5 October 2013 (UTC)
Block?
Would you please block me for three weeks? I've said everything I want to say for now and I'm beginning to find my own bullshit tiresome, never mind everybody else's. Tom Reedy (talk) 03:41, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
- Little Shakespearean burnt-out? :-( Regretfully, Zilla no longer admin! Will pass on request to Bishonen, who block you per request before. Since that was only for four days, please confirm here that have thought about terms and conditions and do accept them. Three weeks long time! bishzilla ROARR!! 10:20, 28 October 2013 (UTC).
- Read and accepted. I'm leaving on a research trip and will be back on the 17th and don't want the distraction of all the drama. I know it's pathetic, but there you are. I comfort myself with the knowledge that at least I have that much self awareness. Tom Reedy (talk) 11:50, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
- Done. Have a good break! Bishonen | talk 13:06, 28 October 2013 (UTC).
- The mighty Bishzilla better known for crunching than blocking anyway.--MONGO 13:27, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
- Hello tiny MONGO. Bishzilla torch-fry and eat little users when annoyed, but never good little editors![2] On the contrary, am prepared to consider putting good users in cosy pocket on request! Please see soon-to-be-created page User:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings. bishzilla ROARR!! 21:46, 28 October 2013 (UTC).
- MONGO have no pockets! Upset! Must stick various foraged items in armpits for warm snack late at night...comes complete with body hair for floss....not gross, think halitosis prevention as that should be important to both hairy dwellers of forests and those that devour small terminator-canines.--MONGO 01:41, 29 October 2013 (UTC)
- [Zilla stick upset little MONGO in cosy pocket.] See comfy pocket page now created! [To cheer up upset little user, Bishzilla starts to recite, or rap, Tennyson's "Crossing the Bar".]
- MONGO have no pockets! Upset! Must stick various foraged items in armpits for warm snack late at night...comes complete with body hair for floss....not gross, think halitosis prevention as that should be important to both hairy dwellers of forests and those that devour small terminator-canines.--MONGO 01:41, 29 October 2013 (UTC)
- Hello tiny MONGO. Bishzilla torch-fry and eat little users when annoyed, but never good little editors![2] On the contrary, am prepared to consider putting good users in cosy pocket on request! Please see soon-to-be-created page User:Bishzilla/Self-requested pocketings. bishzilla ROARR!! 21:46, 28 October 2013 (UTC).
- The mighty Bishzilla better known for crunching than blocking anyway.--MONGO 13:27, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
- Done. Have a good break! Bishonen | talk 13:06, 28 October 2013 (UTC).
- Read and accepted. I'm leaving on a research trip and will be back on the 17th and don't want the distraction of all the drama. I know it's pathetic, but there you are. I comfort myself with the knowledge that at least I have that much self awareness. Tom Reedy (talk) 11:50, 28 October 2013 (UTC)
- Sunset and evening star,
- And one clear call for me!
- And may there be no moaning of the bar,
- When I put out to sea.
- Sunset and evening star,
- ^ Afterthought: err, hrm. Maybe twice.
- ^ Or hardly ever. Is tempting if particularly delicious-looking, such as snack-size little User:KillerChihuahua.
Happy Halloween mighty Bishzilla
Trick or Treat! Happy Halloween Bishzilla! I hope you have a great day and remember to be safe if you go trick-or-treating tonight with friends, family or loved ones. Happy Halloween! ツ Jenova20 (email) 16:42, 31 October 2013 (UTC) Help spread Wikilove by adding {{subst:User:Dainomite/HappyHalloween}} to other users' talk pages whether they be friends, acquaintances or random folks. |
Hehehehe! How handsome! Bishzilla always safe, but little users visited better have strong nerves! [Bishzilla considers whether to dress up for the trick-or-treating. Is she scary enough as she is? Nah. Makes up her mind. Starts to sew a giant Darwinbish suit for herself.] Hehe. Hueg teeth and claws! Scary shape! bishzilla ROARR!! 17:21, 31 October 2013 (UTC).
- I'm sure many will get a Halloween fright when they see a real Bishzilla tonight =P ツ Jenova20 (email) 22:38, 31 October 2013 (UTC)
Hello!
Hi Bishzilla, I'm your long lost cousin. You've never heard of me before probably. But I'm stomping on in to roar hello to you. The athletic 'zilla says hello. Sportzilla | ROARR!! 02:13, 12 November 2013 (UTC)
- Helloo! [Bishzilla eyes the buffed little Zilla appreciatively.] Come join harem! bishzilla ROARR!! 14:15, 22 November 2013 (UTC).
Arbcom guide
Bishzilla left a few candidates off guide. We like candor of Bishzilla guide, want it to be complete. Montanabw(talk) 18:05, 21 November 2013 (UTC)
- Hello horsey little user. A couple more candid opposes now. 'Zilla stick neck out, oppose popular candidate.[4] Voter guides not all fun and games! Guiding work exhausting! (Even with unsolicited help of Bishonen, silly girl.) bishzilla ROARR!! 14:12, 22 November 2013 (UTC).
Pony!
Congratulations! For a creative voter guide to arbcom, you have received a pony! Ponies are cute, intelligent, cuddly, friendly (most of the time, though with notable exceptions), promote good will, encourage patience, and enjoy carrots. Treat your pony with respect and he will be your faithful friend! And zillas do NOT eat ponies! Understood? Montanabw(talk) 20:30, 24 November 2013 (UTC)
To send a pony or a treat to other wonderful and responsible editors, click here.
- [Zilla sniffs pony. Delicious smell, nice snack size. Bigger than chihuahuas and even than most users. Hmmm. Reluctantly: ] Pet, not snack! [Sticks little pet pony in pocket. Hope won't get too hungry. HINT HINT better donate some gyros or something. ] bishzilla ROARR!! 21:28, 24 November 2013 (UTC).
- Um, mighty beautiful Bishzilla is, well, um, maybe putting on a few, and gyros are kinda caloric. Maybe, like Tina Turner said, you don't need another gyro. Running like hell. John Carter (talk) 23:03, 24 November 2013 (UTC)
- better run like hell, indeed! GROAN!
['Zilla partial to gyros. Empties plate in twinkling of eye. ] Appreciate, little Nikkizilla! [Picks up slowly-running little John Carter, smiles indulgently at him from close range. Will never understand why users faint when she does that. ] bishzilla ROARR!! 19:57, 25 November 2013 (UTC).
A cheeseburger for you!
Do dinosaurs like cheeseburgers? Hope you like it! Epicgenius (talk) 19:22, 16 December 2013 (UTC) |
- Depend on size. Like 12-foot-plus cheeseburgers only. Delicious..! Hope gift cheeseburger from kind little epic user is good size! bishzilla ROARR!! 20:36, 16 December 2013 (UTC).
- Don't worry, I have 121⁄2 foot cheeseburgers, 15-foot cheeseburgers, and 20-foot cheeseburgers. My, how big your mouth is! All these teeth… Epicgenius (talk) 03:01, 19 December 2013 (UTC)
Talkback
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Sportsguy17 (T • C) 03:18, 23 December 2013 (UTC)
Snappy response...
Grrreetings from Santa Claws!! forwarded by dave souza, talk 16:01, 24 December 2013 (UTC) |
Drops Valentine's Day sacrificial candy and runs
- Relevant and related: @AScalzi98 : So my diet today has consisted of chocolate, cookies, ice cream, and the souls of happy couples. Err, I meant candy.
- Georgewilliamherbert (talk) 00:06, 15 February 2014 (UTC)
- Bishzilla torn between conflicting emotions: appreciation of kind Valentine's Day gifts, fear of having her upcoming election campaigns spiked by Toblerone affair. [5] [6][7] bishzilla ROARR!! 10:45, 15 February 2014 (UTC).
Soup
You have soup att Yngvadottirs talk page. Hafspajen (talk) 13:44, 3 March 2014 (UTC)
- Thankee, little user. [Bishzilla very delicately empties the tiny bowls into her giant maw. Does she even notice eating the wonton soup?] Welcome in pocket! See new fridge containing delicious gifts from the little hafspaj? Study materials for Bishonen's Saturday class in cake appreciation, all welcome! bishzilla ROARR!! 17:59, 3 March 2014 (UTC).
- Soup?
Book! Book!
Bishzilla, did you or someone from your 'zilla family leave a comment for an Amazon reviewer? "Subject difficult. Book hard. Brain hurt. Book's fault." Whoever it was, well done! (Can't post the link--it's blocked for some reason. It's a comment on hermioneann's review, [8].) Drmies (talk) 16:37, 19 March 2014 (UTC)
- Possibly friend Feminist Hulk, though skulking behind non-capitals to preserve anonymity? bishzilla ROARR!! 23:29, 29 March 2014 (UTC).
here we are a year later
... and you still do not have the founder flag... are they putting it through arbcom or something? -- Aunva6talk - contribs 03:00, 1 April 2014 (UTC)
Proofreading
Cheers, proofreading required is the story of my writing everywhere. :P Second Quantization (talk) 20:24, 23 August 2014 (UTC)
IAC edit-warring again
New account SPA - 5 reverts in the last few hours. I thought that page was at least semi-ed? Voceditenore (talk) 08:19, 8 November 2014 (UTC)
- See this explanation which I have left on the SPA's talk page. So far, the edit-warring has stopped and the editor in question has filed Dispute resolution noticeboard#India Against Corruption. Best, Voceditenore (talk) 09:57, 8 November 2014 (UTC)
- Hello little Tenor, welcome page. Dougweller latest semi expire a few days ago. Article never semi'd indefinitely before, but little Salvio done it now, and indef sock. All the drama while Bishzilla sleep! bishzilla ROARR!! 13:40, 8 November 2014 (UTC).
Candidacy
You. ArbCom. Run. John Carter (talk) 18:28, 16 November 2014 (UTC)
- ...or as I've said before, you could manage and promote the candidates. Bishzilla is hard to say "no" to.
— Berean Hunter (talk) 21:06, 16 November 2014 (UTC)- [A little tired.] Flattered. But see [9]. Promoting candidates more realistic suggestion, but little first lady of Wikipedia even better choice for handling decision-making. ('Zilla in awe of Lady Catherine always.) bishzilla ROARR!! 12:34, 18 November 2014 (UTC).
Signature
You have such a nice sig, but I'm afraid it violates the policy on signatures because it contains tags that enlarge text ("big"). --AmaryllisGardener talk 22:39, 13 December 2014 (UTC)
- Don't make her angry. You wouldn't like her when she's angry. John Carter (talk) 22:45, 13 December 2014 (UTC)
- (edit conflict). Thank you little John Carter.) But… [Shock, horror. Depressed.] But Bishzilla is big, bigness is appropriate, little AmaryllisGardener! Created handsome sig with much effort! Is any other way to achieve such beautiful effects? Pinging RexxS, WritKeeper, Penyulap, Mr. Stradivarius. Help! Save Zilla sig! bishzilla ROARR!! 22:50, 13 December 2014 (UTC).
- I'd say it's more of a guideline than a policy. :) — Mr. Stradivarius ♪ talk ♪ 23:46, 13 December 2014 (UTC)
- One of the things that tend to distinguish policies from guidelines is that guidelines will have exceptions more often because some issues only concern style or convention, rather than having concrete reasons why something should be done in a particular way. We censure signatures that are unreadable (for obvious reasons), but merely discourage those that fall outside our norms in other ways. A really huge signature would be rather disruptive in a threaded discussion, but the mighty Zilla's sig doesn't cause that sort of offence (otherwise someone would have made that exact complaint) and my recommendation would be to stop worrying about harmless excursions beyond the usual scope of guidelines unless there is a clear reason such as accessibility. Cheers --RexxS (talk) 00:14, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- I'd say it's more of a guideline than a policy. :) — Mr. Stradivarius ♪ talk ♪ 23:46, 13 December 2014 (UTC)
- Well, it's no big deal, no harm is being done, even though the section that lists this type of sig as inappropriate is labeled as a policy. I'm just a person that likes to see things neat. ;) Regards, --AmaryllisGardener talk 00:28, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- Indeed, there's no harm, so we can cheerfully leave it alone. I understand a desire to keep things neat, but following a guideline for no discernable reason other than "it's a guideline" always seemed somehow unsatisfactory to me. Incidentally the page you quoted, WP:SIG is most definitely a guideline (not a policy) - the first box on the page says "This page documents an English Wikipedia behavioral guideline." HTH --RexxS (talk) 00:51, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- Yes, but under that box is a box saying that some sections are policies (like WP:SIGAPP, where it says "Avoid markup such as <big> and <span style="font-size: 200%;">(or more) tags (which enlarge text); this is likely to disrupt the way that surrounding text displays.") And I hate to make a big deal of small things, but there is a reason for the policy (it keeps things neat, and since it's a policy, apparently I'm not the only person that likes things neat) and this doesn't seem like a case where an exception would be made, but I guess I'm a minority on this talk page. It's really not a big deal, but it's just that I've told many people to downsize their sig because of this, and it seems unfair that if it's "cool" or "neat", then an exception must be made. --AmaryllisGardener talk 01:03, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- it's probably best to take the advice as a whole and try to understand why that guidance is given. The
<big>...</big>
tag will be interpreted by most browsers as making the font size 125% of its previous value, a long way short of the 200% that is quoted next to it. The real advice is actually in the following sentence "this is likely to disrupt the way that surrounding text displays" which is what I already suggested. If you find that Zilla's sig significantly disrupts the surrounding text displays, then I can appreciate your concern. On the other hand, neither I nor anyone else that I've noticed so far have actually experienced that problem with her sig, which is why I still maintain that it's more important to observe our policies and guidelines according to their spirit and intent, rather than attempting to observe them to the letter. HTH --RexxS (talk) 02:50, 14 December 2014 (UTC)- One "big" tag? No "big" problem (No pun intended :P). Three? That's different. Maybe an acquaintance of mine who knows even more about this stuff would like to comment (Technical 13). --AmaryllisGardener talk 02:58, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- it's probably best to take the advice as a whole and try to understand why that guidance is given. The
- Yes, but under that box is a box saying that some sections are policies (like WP:SIGAPP, where it says "Avoid markup such as <big> and <span style="font-size: 200%;">(or more) tags (which enlarge text); this is likely to disrupt the way that surrounding text displays.") And I hate to make a big deal of small things, but there is a reason for the policy (it keeps things neat, and since it's a policy, apparently I'm not the only person that likes things neat) and this doesn't seem like a case where an exception would be made, but I guess I'm a minority on this talk page. It's really not a big deal, but it's just that I've told many people to downsize their sig because of this, and it seems unfair that if it's "cool" or "neat", then an exception must be made. --AmaryllisGardener talk 01:03, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- Indeed, there's no harm, so we can cheerfully leave it alone. I understand a desire to keep things neat, but following a guideline for no discernable reason other than "it's a guideline" always seemed somehow unsatisfactory to me. Incidentally the page you quoted, WP:SIG is most definitely a guideline (not a policy) - the first box on the page says "This page documents an English Wikipedia behavioral guideline." HTH --RexxS (talk) 00:51, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- Well, it's no big deal, no harm is being done, even though the section that lists this type of sig as inappropriate is labeled as a policy. I'm just a person that likes to see things neat. ;) Regards, --AmaryllisGardener talk 00:28, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- Bish, I'm honestly not very concerned with your use of big (despite what the guideline says, others can fight that battle I'm not going there for awhile), but I am concerned with your use of non-HTML5 compliant code. In order for me to make a suggested replacement chunk of code to offer you I had to cut some of the size shifting or it exceeded the 255 character limit; as such, if you are willing to bring your code up to that standard, I suggest replacing:
[[User:Bishzilla|<font face="comic sans ms"><font color="cyan"><i><b><big>bishzilla</big></b></i></font></font>]] ''[[User talk:Bishzilla|<font color="magenta"><sub><small>R</small></sub>OA<big>R<big>R!<big>!</big></big></big></font>]]''
- with:
[[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:larger;color:cyan">''bishzilla''</b>]] ''[[User talk:Bishzilla|<span style="color:magenta"><small><sub>R</sub>O</small>AR<span style="font-size:larger">R!</span></span>]]''
- Cut size shifting? Flatten roarr? One instead of two exclamations?? Size shifting is very soul and expressiveness of sig! And result of effort of creative design and much tinkering. Size shifting represent not merely growing thunder of roar, but also represent (in modest symbolic compass), shift in size from ordinary little users such as 'shonen or RexxS, to majestic bigness of zilla. Offer compromise: in lieu of modify sig, am willing to speak less on Wikipedia. Much less. Hardly ever. Not offend eyes so often with sig. [After this transparently passive-aggressive move, designed to both touch and outrage her fans, Bishzilla retires in dudgeon.] bishzilla ROARR!! 10:58, 14 December 2014 (UTC).
- Dino suggest:
[[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0BB">''bishzilla''</b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;"><small><small><small><sub>R</sub>OA</small>R</small>R!</small>!</i>]]
- give:
- Mere 229 character. HTML5 and WCAG compliant. Grow nicely. T-RexxS (rawr) 16:06, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- I've thought of a million things I could say, but, it's all redundant. The compromise is against policy, but it's still not big enough for Bishzilla. No one has answered my questions I brought up earlier, really, and it seems that nothing here is taken very seriously. So, I give up. Happy editing, --AmaryllisGardener talk 17:52, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
- Dino suggest:
- (edit conflict) Grow nicely, but what happen to pretty cyan colour? #0BB colour look more green! :-( bishzilla ROARR!! 17:54, 14 December 2014 (UTC).
- Aha, Darwinfish recommend colour code #0FF. [[User:Bishzilla|<b style="font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:125%;color:#0FF">''bishzilla''</b>]] [[User talk:Bishzilla|<i style="color:#E0E;font-size:175%;"><small><small><small><sub>R</sub>OA</small>R</small>R!</small>!</i>]] give:
- Relief. Thank you for express rescue operation kind Dino. Zilla always wish be compliant monster! (Will go change sig in a minute.) Sorry little AmaryllisGardener offended, nobody on page wish to offend. Do understand desire for neatness! bishzilla ROARR!! 17:59, 14 December 2014 (UTC).
- MONGO, hairy woodland beast, make grumbling noises. Grumble, grumble.--MONGO 18:48, 14 December 2014 (UTC)
Hi Bishzilla
Hi Bishzilla,me just come from sockfarm! Want to play with you! Wonder fit in bish pocket? Justinzilla (talk) 10:57, 31 January 2015 (UTC)
If he annoys you,let me know. He's very young, you know. Clubjustin3 (talk) 11:20, 31 January 2015 (UTC)
Some bubble tea for you!
I found bubble tea in a water tower. You have to come and get it though. It's outside my house. Clubjustin3 (talk) 11:51, 31 January 2015 (UTC) |
ROARRR!
Thanks commenting on master talk! Love new signature! Justinzilla ROARR!! 12:28, 31 January 2015 (UTC)
Hello
I just came to see if you needed me to block someone. Also, my fridge is empty and I was hoping I could get a Pripps Bla from yours. Drmies (talk) 04:34, 13 February 2015 (UTC)
A Valentine offering for you
- Important note the cherubs are for your viewing pleasure, not for 'zilla eating. They may look fat and juicy, however their taste is disgusterous and sickable. --Jezebel's Ponyobons mots 03:30, 14 February 2015 (UTC)
- [Darwinbish is interested. Believe it or not, she doesn't eat babies nor kittens, but on the contrary has a soft spot for them.] Sturdy-looking little fellows! I'll start their training immediately, prior to enrolling them in my personal enforcer gang! darwinbish BITE ☠ 13:03, 14 February 2015 (UTC).
- I can't help but notice you didn't mention a soft spot for puppies. Or Little Pony's for that matter. --Jezebel's Ponyobons mots 03:55, 17 February 2015 (UTC)
- Cherubs and kittens more useful than puppies and horses, little pony! Sharper teeth! Also, puppies don't seem to come my way, but babies and kittens often do, with gourmé recommendations ("best with a tangy sauce", silly Jehochman!), and so I train them as torpedoes. Get on fine with ponies, see the tölter here. Anyway, I'm small and energy efficient, don't share Bishzilla's preoccupation with constantly eating. Regret to say she does eat puppies! (Admit I do enjoy biting, but that's something else.) darwinbish BITE ☠ 13:06, 17 February 2015 (UTC).
- I can't help but notice you didn't mention a soft spot for puppies. Or Little Pony's for that matter. --Jezebel's Ponyobons mots 03:55, 17 February 2015 (UTC)
- [Darwinbish is interested. Believe it or not, she doesn't eat babies nor kittens, but on the contrary has a soft spot for them.] Sturdy-looking little fellows! I'll start their training immediately, prior to enrolling them in my personal enforcer gang! darwinbish BITE ☠ 13:03, 14 February 2015 (UTC).
A barnstar for you!
The Original Barnstar | |
For Being a Bish.
Justinzilla ROARR!! 03:59, 18 February 2015 (UTC) |
Helpful addition to prevent future misunderstandings
- :) --Floquenbeam (talk) 12:08, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
- Little Floquenbeam très amusant. Better add category to all userpages, because adding categories to other users' pages is overweening altogether. Hmm... Confusing! [Yearningly:] Where Floquenstein's monster? bishzilla ROARR!! 15:02, 5 March 2015 (UTC).
- Monster mostly lurk now, no edit. Many crazy people every page, too much anger. Everywhere, all time. Remind monster of villagers with pitchforks and fire. Fire bad. Also, master accusing people being socks (socks bad), master not want me attract too much attention, maybe look hypocritical. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:48, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
- Maybe lizard want to start page in user space, only monsters allowed to post? User:Bishzilla/Monsterklatsch? Support other monster editors harassed by puny crazy angry humans all time. Try recruit other monsters from professional circles. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:53, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
- I would get in lots and lots of trouble if I ever asked any questions about the possible genetic permutations here, wouldn't I? John Carter (talk) 22:54, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
- Maybe lizard want to start page in user space, only monsters allowed to post? User:Bishzilla/Monsterklatsch? Support other monster editors harassed by puny crazy angry humans all time. Try recruit other monsters from professional circles. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:53, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
- Monster mostly lurk now, no edit. Many crazy people every page, too much anger. Everywhere, all time. Remind monster of villagers with pitchforks and fire. Fire bad. Also, master accusing people being socks (socks bad), master not want me attract too much attention, maybe look hypocritical. --Floquenstein's monster (talk) 22:48, 5 March 2015 (UTC)
- Little Floquenbeam très amusant. Better add category to all userpages, because adding categories to other users' pages is overweening altogether. Hmm... Confusing! [Yearningly:] Where Floquenstein's monster? bishzilla ROARR!! 15:02, 5 March 2015 (UTC).
- Monster, I wish some other socks were half as sensible as you. Check out Bishzilla and, erm, an even more notorious sock overrunning the category discussion! This is very bad. They're not allowed in Wikipedia space! But do they care? No. :-( Bishonen | talk 23:01, 5 March 2015 (UTC).