I am banned user Gazpacho. I was summarily blocked by an admin for removing a trivia list that he wanted to keep, and refusing to engage in pointless "discussion" where his only reason was "I think it is important." Another user, who was not me, was blocked by the same admin just for agreeing with me.
After I was blocked, I made several edits in protest, leading to a summary ban by the same admin. My talk page was also locked for the crime of expressing my opinion about what had happened and what it said about Wikipedia. Saying unkind things about Wikipedia in your own user space is "vandalism" around here, apparently. After my IP address reset, I created this account and have edited from it constructively since then.
If you want to ban me now that I've said this, go ahead. It will show what a miserable circle-jerk Wikipedia is.