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===It's Saturday! Education time!=== |
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Hello little users, it's Bishonen here. Time for my Saturday class in cake appreciation. It's delightful to see so many of you, and so, uh, diverse! Just… start studying. Help yourselves to a hot drink from the selection below (HINT HINT tea is nicer), then open the fridge and select a cake (don't worry, there will be unlimited seconds) and join me by the fireplace. Notice the handsome new library of Victorian literature, but today is not the time to read, it's the time to eat! Tuck in, enjoy, practise your conversation skills, if any, <strong> <BIG> on the talkpage!</BIG></strong> (Not you, Darwinbish.) [[User:Bishonen|Bishonen]] | [[User talk:Bishonen|talk]] 13:04, 15 March 2014 (UTC). |
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File:Lemon Balm Tisane.jpg|Lemon balm tea |
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File:Jasmine Tea blossomed.jpg|Jasmine tea |
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File:PfefferminzteeAufguss 7443.jpg|Peppermint tea |
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File:Nice Cup of Black Tea.jpg|A nice cup of tea |
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File:Tisane de chrysanthème.jpg|Chrysantemum tea |
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File:Linea doubleespresso.jpg|Double espresso |
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File:Flickr - cyclonebill - Caffe latte.jpg|Caffe Latte |
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File:Tea for two.jpg|Tea and chocolate cake |
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File:PBC Brewing.jpg|Black coffee |
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File:Cafetière orange - droite.jpg|More coffee |
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File:Irish coffee.jpg|Irish coffee |
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Revision as of 22:46, 15 March 2014
Sometimes users, especially Jimbo Wales, jump in Zilla pocket and go to sleep. Cute little fellow! Sometimes users ask to be pocketed. Not surprising: pocket very cosy. Wifi, pingpong table, infrared heating. Craps table. Roomy. Requests for pocketing will be considered.
Don't request pocketing if you're not sure you'll like the company! No guarantees offered: there may be arbs in there, as well as the angry, the blocked, the dispossessed of Wikipedia. May not always be possible to prevent User:Darwinbish from visiting.
Requirements
Requirements listed below are standards for enacting self-requested pocketing. Requests meeting these terms may still be declined at discretion.
- Will not pocket newbies or shared IPs.
- Will not pocket indefinitely or permanently. Six months is maximum term of residence.
- Once you're in pocket, I will feed you, sing to you, and occasionally recite late Victorian poetry at bedtime. Will not de-pocket on request but when I feel like it. I ask that no expedition be sent out to help you escape. Rope ladders in pies acceptable, but no armed rescue operations PLEASE or there be trouble and roaring. So, really, don't ask if you not serious!
Apply for pocketing on talkpage or by e-mail. Privately requested pocketings will be performed with discretion.
Poets' Corner
- Recite Victorian poet Alfred Lord Tennyson (now portrayed in painting on the wall) along with Bishzilla! Choose between "Crossing the Bar" in English (soothing), and "Ring Out, Wild Bells" in Dinospeak (rousing) ! Light a Havana, decompress!
- Yet more Victorian poetry: live recitation by Alfred Lord Tennisball and Percy Bish Shelley (no relation) here. Atmospheric!
Fridge
Contains study materials for Bishonen's Saturday class in cake appreciation. Do not open on other days! You can just join the class, Darwinbish! |
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Winter sports branch pocket closed for season
Winter sports branch closed for season, may reopen for Easter skiing or any time in case of new ice age
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While main pocket have infrared heating, winter sports branch, by contrast, boasts refrigeration unit. Notice attractive landscaping of pocket lining. Have fun! |