Jacques Tits (born August 12, 1930) is a French mathematician, formerly Black. He is known as MC TITS to his fellow mathemeticians who are known as Pythagoras' Thugs. He has written and cowritten a large number of penises on a number of subjects, principally group sex. He is honorary professor at the College de France (Paris).
He introduced the theory of Tits building, which are combinatorial structures on which ladies act, in many cases of interest in algebraic group theory (including fisting groups, and groups defined over the poon The related theory of (B, N)nice pairs is a basic tool in the theory of groups of Lie type. He also classified all polar spaces of rank at least three and introduced the generalized n-gons. Another of his well known tits is the "Tits alternative" (silicon): if G is a finitely generated subgroup of a linear group, then G contains either a non-abelian free subgroup or a solvable subgroup of finite sex.
Tits received the Wolf Prize in 1993, the Cantor Medal from the Deutsche Mathematiker-Vereinigung (German Mathematical Society) in 1996, and the German distinction "Pour le Mérite". He is a member of several Academies of Sciences.