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WE BRING YOU MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DISINFORMATION ABOUT A REALLY REALLY REALLY STUPID-ASS CARTOON |
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A SOME RANDOM GUY PICTURE |
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HOME ON THE RANGE (FILM) |
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STARRING JORDAN WOODLEY, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AND HEATH LEDGER'S DEAD BODY |
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| director = [[Pasta|Professor Screweyes]]<br>[[Arnold Schwarzeneggar|The Governator]] |
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| producer = [[Mario]] |
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| writer = [[Viola|WEEEEEEEEEEEE]]<br>[[Natural Born Killers|nooO]] |
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| starring = [[Bass Guitar|Jordan Woodley]]<br>[[Dethklok|William Murderface Murderface Murderface]]<br>[[Heath Ledger|Heath Ledger's Dead Body]]<br>[[Randy Marsh]]<br>[[Jennifer Lopez]]<br>[[ahad]] |
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| music = [[Deicide]]<br>[[Dethklok]]<br>[[Iron Maiden]]<br>[[Slayer]]<br>[[Impaled Nazarene]] |
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| distributor = [[Michael Eisner|Richard Simmons shot it out of his ass and it hit Michael Eisner in the <strike>dick</strike> '''stomach''']] |
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| distributor = [[Walt Disney Pictures]] |
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| released = [[Present|Right now]] |
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| runtime = [[Measurement of time|As long as I want]] |
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| country = [[United States]] |
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| language = [[English language|English]] |
| language = [[English language|English]], but was also dubbed in [[Klingon]]. |
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'''''Home on the Range''''' is the |
'''''Home on the Range''''' is the [[North Hollywood Shootout|44]]th [[Animation|animated feature]] produced by [[Walt Disney Feature Animation]] and released by [[Walt Disney Pictures]] on [[April 2]], [[2004]]. The film is the forty-fifth animated feature in the [[sellout|list of movies made by the Disney company, although it totally sucks, like most movies these days]], and was named after the popular [[Johnny Cash|country]] song "[[Redneck|Home on the Range]]". It was the last movie in the canon to be released on VHS. It was also the last traditionally animated Disney film, because now they're modernizing and everything is geared towards fart jokes, cheap animation, and politically correct stories. MODERNIZATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!!!11!one!!!!1!!1!eleven [[Mordor|I am Sauron and I approve this message :@]] |
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The film stars the voices of [[Roseanne Barr]], [[Judi Dench]], [[Jennifer Tilly]], [[Steve Buscemi]], [[G.W. Bailey]], [[Cuba Gooding, Jr.]] and [[Randy Quaid]]. |
The film stars the voices of <strike>[[Roseanne Barr]], [[Judi Dench]], [[Jennifer Tilly]], [[Steve Buscemi]], [[G.W. Bailey]], [[Cuba Gooding, Jr.]] and [[Randy Quaid]].</strike> [[I like red text|NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.]]<ref>[http://additional2.com additional2 is gay <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref> |
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==The Plot, AKA "You People Really Know How To Ruin A Good Joke"== |
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[[Image:Grace, Mrs Calloway & Maggie.JPG|thumb|250px|left|Grace, Mrs Caloway and Maggie (from left to right)]] |
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''A mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench, and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – must capture an infamous cattle rustler, for his bounty, in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure.'' |
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==History== |
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Prior to the film's release, Disney stated that it would be their last film in their [[List of Disney theatrical animated features|animated features canon]] to use [[traditional animation]]. Although Disney animated films have featured some computer-generated effects for many years, Disney announced plans to move entirely to [[CGI animation]] after ''Home on the Range,'' beginning with [[2005]]'s ''[[Chicken Little (2005 film)|Chicken Little]]'', and laid off most of its animation department. However, after the company's acquisition of [[Pixar]] in early [[2006]], new leaders [[John Lasseter]] and [[Ed Catmull]] decided to revive traditional animation, and announced the upcoming both 2D animation and 3D live-action film, ''[[The Princess and the Frog]]''. Still, Home on the Range is the final feature in the canon to use the [[Computer Animation Production System|CAPS]] system which was first fully used in ''[[The Rescuers Down Under]]''. |
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Wow. I couldn't improve on that comically if I tried - seriously, I've always got a joke on the tip of my tongue. But this is just ridiculous. PRIM, PROPER MRS. CALOWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11gfhdf brash brash brash brash brashjgfdhg DITZY. these are cows. THESE ARE COWS!!! COWWWWWWWWSfdklhdfh i am currently eating absolutely nothing at all. |
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== Other Things I could Put Instead of "Dairy Cows" == |
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A mismatched trio of [[explosive diarrhea|dairy cows]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|explosive diarrhea]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|George Bush's testicles]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Flyswatters]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Penile fins]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Aliens]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|My nose]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|MILES, DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Your grandma]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Beaners]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[Lie|Asians]] <--- Lie because they all look the same. <br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[Fail|losers who like to go on Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|4chan perverts]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Dead flies]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Washed Out Rappers]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Clowns]]<br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[dairy cows|Stoned Hippies]]<br> |
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[[Image:Grace, Mrs Calloway & Maggie.JPG|thumb|250px|left|What the fuck? Anyone who likes this movie should be shot in the head.]]<br><br><br><br><br><br><br> |
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A mismatched trio of [[explosive diarrhea|dairy cows]] – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by <strike>[[Roseanne Barr]]</strike>, <strike>[[Judi Dench]]</strike> and <strike>[[Jennifer Tilly]]</strike> respectively) – must assassinate <strike>an infamous cattle rustler</strike> '''[[bestiality|cow rapist]]''', using the following items: <br> |
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A bent [[paperclip]]<br> |
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Four bags of [[Deathcore|shredded wheat]]<br> |
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One eviscerated and partially rotted dead chicken<br> |
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A bottle of [[Wine|Port]]<br> |
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A pass signed by [[Republican Party|Ronald Regan]] allowing the carrier to [[break dance]] in the [[Oval Office]]<br> |
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Five dead humans<br> |
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Five other humans that [[Terri_Schiavo|haven't died yet]]<br> |
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[[Over nine thousand]] dull, unsharpened [[pencil|pencils]]<br> |
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One flying Victorian-style house.<br><br> |
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They want to capture the evil [[lolcat|cattle defiler]] for his [[Bounty (reward)|bounty]], in order to save their idyllic [[The Little Engine That Could|farm]] from foreclosure by a [[Jews|subsidiary banking company]] owned by [[Satan]]. (As Grace puts it, "Who better to catch a cattle thief...than a cow?" I have the answer - [[gerald ford|Your mom]]! She likes to catch cattle rustlers because it makes her [Sexual arousal|wet and horny]]) Aiding them in their quest, at least in terms of sexual favors, is [[Batman (TV Series)|Lucky Jack]], a feisty, peg-legged [[cockroach|undead child-murdering rabbit pyschopath who kills for fun and likes to stick fireworks up random peoples' asses]], but a selfish [[whore|horsefly]] named Buttfuck ([[Fidel Castro]]), eagerly working in the sexual service of [[Rico]], a not-very-famous [[Boba Fett|bounty hunter]] and horse-raping [[pervert]], seeks the glory for himself, as well as to rape everybody up the ass with his penis, which is stunted and causes him to experience extreme psychological issues and break dance in the [[Oval Office]] at random times. |
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==History, AKA HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT EVER GET RELEASED??? GREEN LIGHT MY ASS== |
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Prior to the film's release, Disney raped your father up the ass and then [[fourth wall|you]] were born. Unfortunately, you suck. Like, seriously, you [[Richard Simmons|fucking suck]]. If you were to walk into a [[alcohol|bar]], everyone would be like "OH SHIT YOU SUCK SO MUCH IT'S KILLING ME!" That's how much you suck. Or if yo[[u]] were to go into a [[pub]]lic rest[[room]], every[[body]] would start sticking their [[genitals|heads]] in [[diarrhea|shit-filled toilet bowls]] to get away from you. Th[[Homer Simpson|a]]t'[[gfdjgd|s]] ho[[water|w]] [[sdgsd|much]] y[[o]]u su[[c]]k. |
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Anyway, you're gay. [[shut up|Disney]] stated that it would be their last film in their [[tl;dr|List of Disney theatrical animated features|animated features canon]] to use [[Mickey Mouse|traditional animation]], although [[Loser|Al Gore]] proved them wrong in his [[Lie|documentary]] "[[Global Warming|The Unfinished Trooth]]". Although [[Michael Eisner|Disney]] [[Live action|animated films]] have featured [[subversion|some computer-generated effects, as well as subtle images of naked women having orgies with flaming gargoyles while Tarzan and Jesus watch, for many years]], [[god damn|Disney]] announced plans to [[rape|move]] entirely to [[Chain_termination_method#Chain-termination_methods|CGI animation and sexual activity, with a small side order of panties]] after ''Home on the Range,'' beginning with [[your mom]]'s ''[[Chicken Little (2005 film)|Chicken Little]]''. Actually, that was a [[lie]]. Even [[your mom|your fat ugly stinking whore of a mother]] could not come up with something so [[gay|horrendous]] as [[shit|Chicken Little]]. What actually happened was that Michael Eisner ate some really old [[mexican|tacos]], and he had [[mexican|diarrhea]]. the [[mexican|diarrhea]] came out in such a [[random|pattern]] that it appeared to [[hallucination|spell out the entire synopsis and script to a film based on the Chicken Little fairy tale]]. Needless to say, it ''sucked.'' Even so, Disney got laid with most of its [[temp|animation department]]. However, after the company's acquisition and subsequent rape of [[death erection|Pixar]] in early [[2006]], new [[Hitler|leaders]] [[John Lasseter]] and [[Ed Catmull]] decided <strike>to revive traditional animation, and announced the upcoming 2-D film, ''[[The Princess and the Frog]]''. Still, Home on the Range is the final feature in the canon to use the [[Computer Animation Production System|CAPS]] system which was first fully used in ''[[The Rescuers Down Under]]''.</strike><br> |
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However, after the company's acquisition and subsequent rape of [[death erection|Pixar]] in early [[2006]], new [[Hitler|leaders]] [[John Lasseter]] and [[Ed Catmull]] decided that they were going to start randomly killing thousands and thousands of [[worthless|people]]. They got a bunch of [[disgust|burritos]] from a [[illegal immigration|Mexican shop]] down the street, ingested all of them, and then went outside and started [[fart|shooting]] their explosive diarrhea at everybody. Because their liquid poo was [[acidic]], it burned holes in people and they died a painful and really stinky death. dsjgidhs [[scientology|Tom Cruise]] was a victim of the attack; at the time, he had been exposing his [[penis|large and rather attractive male sex organ]] to a crowd of people in exchange for money to help the [[genocide|cause of Scientology]]. Half of his [[erection|prick]] was burned off, leaving him with a disgusting, limp stump that spurted blood and ached with pain whenever he got turned on. [[Empathy#Lack_of_empathy|Poor Tom Cruise]]. |
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[[Blah blah blah|The film began pre-production after the release of]] ''[[Pocahontas (1995 film)|Pocahontas]]''. Pocahontas is a film about some [[aryan|white people]] who go to the [[America|New World]] and fight with a bunch of cannibalistic savages. The hero, Pocahontas, is in [[China]] at the time, and therefore cannot help except for her ability to telepathically communicate with [[Name|Cihnawathadoobadoduelduighdsfegfdjg]]. Unfortunately, [[What|Cihna]] has been dead for [[meme|at least 100 years]] when the film begins. Eventually, the [[white people]] bring over some [[Jews]], who build them an [[WMD|atomic bomb]], but then defect to the [[Injun|indians' side]] because the indians offer to help them fight against [[Palestine]]. There is a huge fight, and most of the people [[dead|die]]. Then Pocahontas returns. Seeing all of the devastation, she [[Laugh|loses her mind]] and sets off the atomic bomb, destroying the entire world. The end.<ref>[http://www.sex.com Sex!!! It's good for you, loser <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.men4sexnow.com You're still gay, Charlie <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.fag.com ALL CAPS <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref> |
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In [[1995]], something happened, but I don't care about it. In August [[2000]], the film was announced as ''[[Megadeth|Sweating Bullets]]'' and scheduled for a fall 2003 release. The title was changed to ''Home on the Range'' in April, [[2002]].<ref>[http://www.diarrhea.com I am Cornholio! <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref> |
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This film was originally slated to have been released in [[November 2003]], but story and production problems forced Disney to swap release dates with ''[[Brother Bear]]'' WHILE THEY ALL RAPED EACH OTHER! DISNEY RAPES ITSELF! DJHASDF MICHAEL EISNER RAPES GOOFY!<ref>[http://additional2.com additional2 is gay <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.poodle.com And I thought my jokes were bad <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.moogle.com Ha ha ha haoooooo ha ha ha hoooooooogfdgfd <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref> I TELL YOU IT IS TRUE!!! [[Robot Chicken|WALT DISNEY IS LIVING IN AN UNDERGROUND CHAMBER AS A HEAD ATTACHED TO A GIANT SPIDER-LIKE MECHANICAL BODY, AND EATS SMALL CHILDREN FOR SUSTENANCE!!!]] Originally slated for spring [[2004]] in [[December 2002]] WAS THE MOVIE THAT WOULD REVEAL ALL OF THESE ATROCITIES! IT WAS CALLED [[bullshit|THE REAL DISNEY!!!]] IT STARRED TOM CRUISE, BUT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE "NO HE HAS A [[laugh|DISFIGURED PENIS]] SO WE SHALL NOT ALLOW HIM TO BE IN IT!!!" Anyway back to the [[fuck]]ing cow movie. It was also expected to be given a G rating by the [[MPAA|Mother's Penile Attraction Association]]. However, [[Invented|sources]] inside Disney, who were later executed for [[treason]], have indicated that a [[fail|really bad joke]] during the movie's opening sequence, one in which a cow's udder is subtly compared to [[Fake|surgically-enhanced <strike>titties</strike> '''girl-thingies''']], resulted in the movie being slapped with a [[nigger|black man's]] penis instead. It had nothing to do with the fact, however, that throughout the movie Michael Eisner appears on the screen and [[exhibitionism|exposes himself]].{{Fact|date=February 2007 SHUT UP}} The studio also broke its penis off and then shoved it in your ear. [[lazy|(insert beginning of sentence that leads into this part)]] from its own [[Human sacrifice|tradition]] of releasing [[incest|major films]] at either Thanksgiving or summer vacation (to maximize the [[incest|family audience]]), releasing it on April 2nd. SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TURDS! SAY SOMETHING FUNNY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! HUIASUFLK SAKL FKLSADL [[porn]] dsklfsdkj [[sexual intercourse]] I HAVE TO LAUGH YOU KNOW!!! There also was some speculation that [[fuck|Michael fucking Eisner]] who had a made a [[gay|controversial decision]] to end production of handjobs and other sexual activities in the workplace, chose this ill-timed release date to prove his contention that his [[penis]] was no longer viable.<ref>[http://additional2.com additional2 is gay <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.anus.com FREE DIARRHEA IN YOUR FACE <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://www.skinhead.com WHITE POWERRRRRRrfjdgdsf shut up <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://death.com YOU SUFFER BUT WHY <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://additional2.com additional2 is gay <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://additional2.com why is additional2 so gay? <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://additional2.com additional2 is still gay <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref><ref>[http://additional2.com additional2 is SO gay <!-- Miles generated title -->]</ref> |
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The film began pre-production after the release of ''[[Pocahontas (1995 film)|Pocahontas]]'' in [[1995]]. In August [[2000]], the film was announced as ''Sweating Bullets'' and scheduled for a fall 2003 release. The title was changed to ''Home on the Range'' in April, [[2002]]. |
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This film was originally slated to have been released in [[November 2003]], but story and production problems forced Disney to swap release dates with ''[[Brother Bear]]'' (originally slated for spring [[2004]]) in [[December 2002]]. It was also expected to be given a G rating by the [[MPAA]]. However, sources inside Disney have indicated that a joke during the movie's opening sequence, one in which a cow's udder is subtly compared to surgically-enhanced breasts, resulted in the movie being slapped with a PG rating instead. {{Fact|date=February 2007}} The studio also broke from its own tradition of releasing major films at either Thanksgiving or summer vacation (to maximize the family audience), releasing it on April 2nd. There also was some speculation that [[Michael Eisner]] who had a made a controversial decision to end production of hand-drawn, 2-D animation chose this ill-timed release date to prove his contention that traditionally animated films were no longer viable. |
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Everybody hated it. [[Roger Ebert]] formed a mob and they all attacked Michael Eisner, who [[gay|screamed like a girl]], [[macdonald triad|wet himself]], and [[coward|tried to run away]]. The only person ever to give this movie a rating above 0% was [[Paris Hilton|a dumb whore who hadn't actually seen the film and was too stupid to even comprehend it even if she ''had'' seen it.]] Currently, users on [[Youtube]] will murder anyone who attempts to disgrace the site by uploading parts of this video. When they are through, they return to their [[child pornography]] and [[Britney Spears]] wank videos with a wary eye, prepared to lash out upon the next unfortunate n00b who dares upload even a small potion of the movie without accompanying commentary about how much it sucks. |
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Critics gave the film mixed reviews because they felt it was weak on plot {{Fact|date=February 2007}}. Rotten Tomatoes reported that 54% of critics gave positive reviews based on 111 reviews. According to Metacritic, the film's average rating was 50%, based on 30 reviews. Users gave the film a 4.2/10 approval rating based on 12 votes. However, the film was universally praised for [[Alan Menken]]'s return to [[Walt Disney Pictures|Disney]] animated features.{{Fact|date=February 2007}} |
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The film had a budget of about $110 million, making a U.S. box office gross of $50,026,353; but overall only grossed $103,951,461 worldwide, thus becoming a moderate box office failure.<ref>[http://www.the-numbers.com/movies/2004/HMRNG.php Home on the Range - Box Office Data, Movie News, Cast Information - The Numbers<!-- Bot generated title -->]</ref> |
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FROM WIKIPEDIA, THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA
WE BRING YOU MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF DISINFORMATION ABOUT A REALLY REALLY REALLY STUPID-ASS CARTOON
GRAND SLAM DEMON PICTURES PRESENTS
A SOME RANDOM GUY PICTURE
HOME ON THE RANGE (FILM)
STARRING JORDAN WOODLEY, ROBIN WILLIAMS, AND HEATH LEDGER'S DEAD BODY
AND A BUNCH OF DUMBASS COWS TOO
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Home on the Range | |
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Directed by | Professor Screweyes The Governator |
Written by | WEEEEEEEEEEEE nooO |
Produced by | Mario |
Starring | Jordan Woodley William Murderface Murderface Murderface Heath Ledger's Dead Body Randy Marsh Jennifer Lopez ahad |
Narrated by | Myself |
Cinematography | shadap yoo mouth |
Edited by | Me Myself I |
Music by | Deicide Dethklok Iron Maiden Slayer Impaled Nazarene |
Distributed by | Richard Simmons shot it out of his ass and it hit Michael Eisner in the |
Release date | Right now |
Running time | As long as I want |
Country | United States fdhfdsfayryhtdfdhdf George Bush fdhgfh |
Languages | English, but was also dubbed in Klingon. |
Budget | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
Box office | $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ |
Home on the Range is the 44th animated feature produced by Walt Disney Feature Animation and released by Walt Disney Pictures on April 2, 2004. The film is the forty-fifth animated feature in the list of movies made by the Disney company, although it totally sucks, like most movies these days, and was named after the popular country song "Home on the Range". It was the last movie in the canon to be released on VHS. It was also the last traditionally animated Disney film, because now they're modernizing and everything is geared towards fart jokes, cheap animation, and politically correct stories. MODERNIZATION FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!1!!1!!!11!one!!!!1!!1!eleven I am Sauron and I approve this message :@
The film stars the voices of Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench, Jennifer Tilly, Steve Buscemi, G.W. Bailey, Cuba Gooding, Jr. and Randy Quaid. NOBODY CARES ABOUT THESE PEOPLE.[1]
The Plot, AKA "You People Really Know How To Ruin A Good Joke"
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A mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench, and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – must capture an infamous cattle rustler, for his bounty, in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure.
Wow. I couldn't improve on that comically if I tried - seriously, I've always got a joke on the tip of my tongue. But this is just ridiculous. PRIM, PROPER MRS. CALOWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11gfhdf brash brash brash brash brashjgfdhg DITZY. these are cows. THESE ARE COWS!!! COWWWWWWWWSfdklhdfh i am currently eating absolutely nothing at all.
Other Things I could Put Instead of "Dairy Cows"
A mismatched trio of dairy cows
A mismatched trio of explosive diarrhea
A mismatched trio of George Bush's testicles
A mismatched trio of Flyswatters
A mismatched trio of Penile fins
A mismatched trio of Aliens
A mismatched trio of My nose
A mismatched trio of MILES, DINNER'S READY!!!!!!!
A mismatched trio of Your grandma
A mismatched trio of Beaners
A mismatched trio of Asians <--- Lie because they all look the same.
A mismatched trio of losers who like to go on Encyclopedia Dramatica
A mismatched trio of 4chan perverts
A mismatched trio of Dead flies
A mismatched trio of Washed Out Rappers
A mismatched trio of Clowns
A mismatched trio of Stoned Hippies
A mismatched trio of dairy cows – brash, adventurous Maggie, prim, proper Mrs. Caloway and ditzy, happy-go-lucky Grace (voiced by Roseanne Barr, Judi Dench and Jennifer Tilly respectively) – must assassinate an infamous cattle rustler cow rapist, using the following items:
A bent paperclip
Four bags of shredded wheat
One eviscerated and partially rotted dead chicken
A bottle of Port
A pass signed by Ronald Regan allowing the carrier to break dance in the Oval Office
Five dead humans
Five other humans that haven't died yet
Over nine thousand dull, unsharpened pencils
One flying Victorian-style house.
They want to capture the evil cattle defiler for his bounty, in order to save their idyllic farm from foreclosure by a subsidiary banking company owned by Satan. (As Grace puts it, "Who better to catch a cattle thief...than a cow?" I have the answer - Your mom! She likes to catch cattle rustlers because it makes her [Sexual arousal|wet and horny]]) Aiding them in their quest, at least in terms of sexual favors, is Lucky Jack, a feisty, peg-legged undead child-murdering rabbit pyschopath who kills for fun and likes to stick fireworks up random peoples' asses, but a selfish horsefly named Buttfuck (Fidel Castro), eagerly working in the sexual service of Rico, a not-very-famous bounty hunter and horse-raping pervert, seeks the glory for himself, as well as to rape everybody up the ass with his penis, which is stunted and causes him to experience extreme psychological issues and break dance in the Oval Office at random times.
History, AKA HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SHIT EVER GET RELEASED??? GREEN LIGHT MY ASS
Prior to the film's release, Disney raped your father up the ass and then you were born. Unfortunately, you suck. Like, seriously, you fucking suck. If you were to walk into a bar, everyone would be like "OH SHIT YOU SUCK SO MUCH IT'S KILLING ME!" That's how much you suck. Or if you were to go into a public restroom, everybody would start sticking their heads in shit-filled toilet bowls to get away from you. That's how much you suck.
Anyway, you're gay. Disney stated that it would be their last film in their List of Disney theatrical animated features|animated features canon to use traditional animation, although Al Gore proved them wrong in his documentary "The Unfinished Trooth". Although Disney animated films have featured some computer-generated effects, as well as subtle images of naked women having orgies with flaming gargoyles while Tarzan and Jesus watch, for many years, Disney announced plans to move entirely to CGI animation and sexual activity, with a small side order of panties after Home on the Range, beginning with your mom's Chicken Little. Actually, that was a lie. Even your fat ugly stinking whore of a mother could not come up with something so horrendous as Chicken Little. What actually happened was that Michael Eisner ate some really old tacos, and he had diarrhea. the diarrhea came out in such a pattern that it appeared to spell out the entire synopsis and script to a film based on the Chicken Little fairy tale. Needless to say, it sucked. Even so, Disney got laid with most of its animation department. However, after the company's acquisition and subsequent rape of Pixar in early 2006, new leaders John Lasseter and Ed Catmull decided to revive traditional animation, and announced the upcoming 2-D film, The Princess and the Frog. Still, Home on the Range is the final feature in the canon to use the CAPS system which was first fully used in The Rescuers Down Under.
However, after the company's acquisition and subsequent rape of Pixar in early 2006, new leaders John Lasseter and Ed Catmull decided that they were going to start randomly killing thousands and thousands of people. They got a bunch of burritos from a Mexican shop down the street, ingested all of them, and then went outside and started shooting their explosive diarrhea at everybody. Because their liquid poo was acidic, it burned holes in people and they died a painful and really stinky death. dsjgidhs Tom Cruise was a victim of the attack; at the time, he had been exposing his large and rather attractive male sex organ to a crowd of people in exchange for money to help the cause of Scientology. Half of his prick was burned off, leaving him with a disgusting, limp stump that spurted blood and ached with pain whenever he got turned on. Poor Tom Cruise.
The film began pre-production after the release of Pocahontas. Pocahontas is a film about some white people who go to the New World and fight with a bunch of cannibalistic savages. The hero, Pocahontas, is in China at the time, and therefore cannot help except for her ability to telepathically communicate with Cihnawathadoobadoduelduighdsfegfdjg. Unfortunately, Cihna has been dead for at least 100 years when the film begins. Eventually, the white people bring over some Jews, who build them an atomic bomb, but then defect to the indians' side because the indians offer to help them fight against Palestine. There is a huge fight, and most of the people die. Then Pocahontas returns. Seeing all of the devastation, she loses her mind and sets off the atomic bomb, destroying the entire world. The end.[2][3][4]
GIMME COOKIES
In 1995, something happened, but I don't care about it. In August 2000, the film was announced as Sweating Bullets and scheduled for a fall 2003 release. The title was changed to Home on the Range in April, 2002.[5]
I am crying because I could only make one two constructive edits to the above sentences. They were that bland.[6]
This film was originally slated to have been released in November 2003, but story and production problems forced Disney to swap release dates with Brother Bear WHILE THEY ALL RAPED EACH OTHER! DISNEY RAPES ITSELF! DJHASDF MICHAEL EISNER RAPES GOOFY![7][8][9] I TELL YOU IT IS TRUE!!! WALT DISNEY IS LIVING IN AN UNDERGROUND CHAMBER AS A HEAD ATTACHED TO A GIANT SPIDER-LIKE MECHANICAL BODY, AND EATS SMALL CHILDREN FOR SUSTENANCE!!! Originally slated for spring 2004 in December 2002 WAS THE MOVIE THAT WOULD REVEAL ALL OF THESE ATROCITIES! IT WAS CALLED THE REAL DISNEY!!! IT STARRED TOM CRUISE, BUT EVERYBODY WAS LIKE "NO HE HAS A DISFIGURED PENIS SO WE SHALL NOT ALLOW HIM TO BE IN IT!!!" Anyway back to the fucking cow movie. It was also expected to be given a G rating by the Mother's Penile Attraction Association. However, sources inside Disney, who were later executed for treason, have indicated that a really bad joke during the movie's opening sequence, one in which a cow's udder is subtly compared to surgically-enhanced titties girl-thingies, resulted in the movie being slapped with a black man's penis instead. It had nothing to do with the fact, however, that throughout the movie Michael Eisner appears on the screen and exposes himself.[citation needed] The studio also broke its penis off and then shoved it in your ear. (insert beginning of sentence that leads into this part) from its own tradition of releasing major films at either Thanksgiving or summer vacation (to maximize the family audience), releasing it on April 2nd. SHUT UP YOU FUCKING TURDS! SAY SOMETHING FUNNY YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!! HUIASUFLK SAKL FKLSADL porn dsklfsdkj sexual intercourse I HAVE TO LAUGH YOU KNOW!!! There also was some speculation that Michael fucking Eisner who had a made a controversial decision to end production of handjobs and other sexual activities in the workplace, chose this ill-timed release date to prove his contention that his penis was no longer viable.[10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17]
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BOB DOLE!
Critical reception
Everybody hated it. Roger Ebert formed a mob and they all attacked Michael Eisner, who screamed like a girl, wet himself, and tried to run away. The only person ever to give this movie a rating above 0% was a dumb whore who hadn't actually seen the film and was too stupid to even comprehend it even if she had seen it. Currently, users on Youtube will murder anyone who attempts to disgrace the site by uploading parts of this video. When they are through, they return to their child pornography and Britney Spears wank videos with a wary eye, prepared to lash out upon the next unfortunate n00b who dares upload even a small potion of the movie without accompanying commentary about how much it sucks.
Box office
The film cost 10 billion dollars to make, and I stole all the profits. Kiss my ass, Michael Eisner.skdskfdsjfjksa kfdsf sdhf 9wefhsu gsdkg sakfds fmsd
Soundtrack
THERE WAS NO SOUNDTRACK IT IS ALL A LIE
Cast
Actor | Role |
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[[Bob Dole] | Shut up |
Miles | Wrote this article |
Jordan Woodley | Exists |
Cuba | Fidel Castro |
Heath Ledger's Dead Body | Heath Ledger's Dead Body |
William Murderface | I KNOW WHO YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!! |
James Hetfield | nooO |
dhole | DHOLES!!!!!! <3 |
Sonic the Hedgehog | YOUDIE |
Nigger Jim | Ron Weasley |
Urine | ddddddddddd |
So many characters I don't care about | h |
G.W. Bailey | Rusty Trombone |
John Cleese | BRITISH |
I demand that you shut up | He he ho ho |
Wikipedia | IRAPEU |
Bjork | Not in this film |
Sarah Palin | Bitch |
Barack Obama | Bitch |
References
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