THIS PAGE WAS A BIG FAT LIE!!!
NOW, HERE IS THE REAL TRUTH
THIS IS BLACK BEAUTY, THE REAL THING.
I WAS BORN IN A DUMPSTER IN SOUTHWEST NEBRASKA AND HAD WELL, LETS JUST SAY A HORRRRIBLE CHILDHOOD
MY FATHER'S NAME WAS BUSTER AND HE FED ME ROTTEN MCDONALDS SHAKES AND HASHBROWNS FROM THEIR TRASH!!!!
WHEN I WAS 5, I BEGAN MY EVIL TRAINING LESSONS FROM HITLER
WE BECAME BEST EVIL BUDDIES BUT ONE DAY HE BEAT ME AT CHECKERS SO I ATE HIM
HE TASTED LIKE HORSERADDISH, SO I SPIT HIM OUT AND CRIED FOR 89 HOURS STRAIGHT
WHEN I TURNED 18 I HIJACKED A PLANE AND CRASHED IT INTO 2 TALL BUILDINGS OOPS OOPSIE!!
WHEN I WAS 20 I CAME TO A PLACE CALLED ST. CLAIR
ONE NIGHT I WAS AT MY FRIEND OSAMA BIN LADEN'S HOUSE AND FORGOT WHERE I WAS
SO I WENT TO ANOTHER HOUSE DOWN THE ROAD AND SAT OUTSIDE YELLING AND BANGING ON THIER DOOR
THEY THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A SILLY PERSON, BUT IT WAS ME
THE PERSON'S FAMILY WHO I SCARED IS SITTING NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW
HA HA HA IM SO EVIL
--68.252.133.68 (talk) 18:42, 24 January 2008 (UTC)BLACK BEAUTY